TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”
Even Hillary, who is known for her extremely high tolerance for creepiness, is mortified by Gropin’ Joe Biden.
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
**FakeNews Alert
To gain building experience, Mr. Trump recommends that you start off with the “Big, Beautiful Wall Master” set before trying the more complicated “Golf Course Master” and the “Ultimate Tower Master” building sets.
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s
The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“. Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means. And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the
mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.
Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.
