Hello 9-1-1? We need a Welfare Check on Bob De Niro…
Clown Derangement Syndrome
Schumer Scolds Kamala Harris
I never liked Kamala Harris much until she gave Chuckie Schumer the “Whoa!! Aren’t you the Biggest Bazzoo,” look. Now it’s true that if it came down to going out for a beer with Kamala or, perhaps, Elizabeth Warren, I’d plead Coronavirus and stay home, but, hey, that’s just me.
Don’t Drive A Block In L’il Chucky Schumer’s Car…
Thanks Anon in MT
Cory Booker’s ‘Tears Of A Clown’
More than ‘elephant-sized tears‘, they are Spartacus-sized tears.
Smokey Robinson – “Tears of a Clown”
The Last Clown Out Of Town
Evil ClownCon – Poetry Competition (Updated)
Update: Actually, I’m sitting next to you in the back seat of your Mom’s car. And I’m going home with you. To live with you. Under your bed. With you. Forever.
