It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
SJW’s – Social Justice Warriors
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Democratic-Socialist SJW Brigade
Redrum Democracy. Redrum Capitalism. Redrum Republicans. Redrum Trump. Redrum Kavanaugh.
Redrum, Redrum. – “The Shining”
Warning!! Do Not Open The Door For This Woman
If you’ve ever had a bad case of Jehovah’s Witness or LDS, then you know what your life will be like if you open the door for this woman. Your incurable case of toenail fungus…. not so bad.
Amber Heard – Oppression Chic
These rich and privileged Hollywood types really need to get over themselves. The latest, Amber Heard posing in her tastefully chosen “Oppression Chic” outfit telling the rest of us US Immigration policy sucks. And this coming from the woman that married Johnny Depp. Somehow when it come to common sense and public policy, I’m not so sure that we really want any from the woman that presided over that hot mess of a marriage.
Love your "Oppression Chic" outfit. How many wardrobe consultants did it take to pick it out? Yep. Your olive drab pants and combat boots are perfectly staged. And that "the General staring into the distance pose"…. Priceless. pic.twitter.com/VaMQmYpbYp
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) July 3, 2018
Cosplay Gone Awry
One has to ‘wonder’ about this ‘woman’.
Wonder Woman is wrong in so many ways….but ‘she’s’ got a nice smile.
Official White Person Racism Flow Chart
That’s Racist!!
