SJW’s – Social Justice Warriors
Brothers From Another Mother
Ocasio-Cortez and the Economics of ‘Free Shit’
The National Review writes about Democratic-Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, “Boston University’s Fake-o-Nomics Darling.” They put it bluntly, “It costs a pretty penny to earn a diploma in stupid.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez majored in economics, but she doesn’t seem to have learned much.
The annual list price to attend Boston University — including tuition, fees, room, and board — currently rounds out to $70,000. To acquire a degree in economics from this tony institution of higher learning, an undergrad must complete courses in calculus, microeconomic and macroeconomic analysis, empirical economics, statistics, and assorted electives.
Four years, 52 credits and nearly $300,000 later, the school promises that BU economics majors will depart “with a firm understanding of core microeconomic and macroeconomic theory” and the “empirical skills that are essential to applying economic reasoning in our increasingly data-driven world.”
Meet The NY Times’ New “White People” Expert
As reported by Israel’s Arutz Sheva news site, “News NY Times hires “white people” expert Sarah Jeong“.
Looks like for we “white people,” there is no hope, no chance, no place for us in the new world order as imagined by the young and the restless Socialist Democrats.
Hmmm?? What has America’s “Newspaper of Record”, the arbiter of “All the news that’s fit to print” and purveyor of “The truth [which] is more important now than ever” come to?
[Sarah Jeong] was hired, they say, for her expertise on law, technology, internet culture — and white people.
That’s her job description.
Well, okay, I added the “white people” part, though the more you read about Sarah Jeong, the recent editorial hire at The New York Times, the more you realize that she is mostly about defining people by race.
Thanks, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – We’re Dumber Today Because We Listened To Your Ramblings
GOP-TV is going to be working overtime this election season.
Hey, California!! Let’s Build A Wall For Jerry
Trump’s MAGA Southern Border Wall would be just the ticket to help Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown conquer those nasty plastic straws.
Properly Outfitted Social Justice Warrior
**SJW dressed by Under Armour, Chanel, Aeropostale, Ralph Lauren, and Van’s. Bell Riot Helmet not shown.
Mobile Trump Derangement Syndrome Intervention Vehicle
Creepy Straw Man
Meet California’s Straw Law Enforcer. He’s Gov. Brown’s secret plan to scare the sippy straws out of California’s children.
You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License
It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.

Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.
Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.
But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:
- You are of good moral character;
- Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
- You meet certain residency requirements; and
- You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.
And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Perfect San Francisco Secret Straw
Don’t want to be arrested by the Straw Police? Jail’s not for you? But you’d still rather sip than slosh? Try this instead. The Police will never notice….











