Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Neither a Aunt nor an Uncle be,
For an Uncle oft loses both itself and friend,
And an Aunt dulls the edge of husbandry.
Hamlet Act 1, scene 3, 75–77
PC-Political Correctitude
‘White Privilege’ Is A Drink Best Served Cold
Starbucks Unveils New White Privilege Latte
The Babylon Bee—The coffee monolith Starbucks is introducing a brand new drink that promises to begin the hard work of ending racism in America. The new “White Privilege Latte” will cost $50 a cup and taste like pure hatred, bigotry, and regret. “This will be the most progressive drink on the market today,” said marketing director at Starbucks, Madeline Kohn.
Cheers To Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina
Hey, Nooorm!!
Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina, also known simply as Chalmun’s Cantina, or as the Mos Eisley Cantina, was a drinking and dining establishment located in the city of Mos Eisley on the desert world of Tatooine.
Keith Richards RIP Update – Keith Quits Smoking?
Cigarette “smoke free” is the operative word.
Page Six – Keith Richards finally has his smoking habit “Under His Thumb.”
While the length and breadth of Richards’ toxicology has been well-documented, he seems to have finally aged into a proper British pensioner: He said at the end of 2018 that he’d pretty much “pulled the plug” on drinking…
TrigglyPuff VII – Constipated Angst
The TrigglyPuffs
Murica – Duck Tape Wrap
Redneck Engineering Par Excellence – Paint and Body Work All ‘Wrapped-up’ Together
Can You Smell This Picture?
I Love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
The Lone Ranger