It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
PC-Political Correctitude
The Vulcan of Love
Steve Miller Band – “The Joker (Some People Call Me the Space Cowboy)”
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Hump Day At The Oasis
“Desert Calling”
Putin Goes Gonzo
There’s “fear and loathing” in Washington DC as reporters go completely gonzo reporting on Vlad “the Influencer” Putin and his trusty sidekick, Donald.
Mother’s Warning
Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Democratic-Socialist SJW Brigade
Redrum Democracy. Redrum Capitalism. Redrum Republicans. Redrum Trump. Redrum Kavanaugh.
Redrum, Redrum. – “The Shining”