Yep. You get a larger and more diverse sampling of corpses.
PC-Political Correctitude
The ‘Bonz’ and Joe Planning the Next Press Release
We’ve retired the Barack “Havana Bama” Obama moniker and introduced the new (SNL) inspired replacement, Barack “The Bonz” Obama.
Ronald Reagan – “Bedtime for Bonzo”
Who Let the Monkeys Out?
After an eight year hiatus in which monkey references were considered racist when discussing a President, liberal democrats see fit to release those monkeys again. SNL Likens Trump to Monkey with Machine Gun. So as long as it is now acceptable by Liberal Democratic Standards to refer to Presidents as monkeys, we’ll open a new category – “Monkeyshines”.
Here’s the first installment from our scrapbook of all things monkey.
Cheer Leaders? Or Real Leader?
Albania – Mimi Kodheli
Netherlands – Jeanine Hennis-Plasschaert
Germany – Ursula von der Leyen
Norway – Ine Marie Eriksen Søreide
Italy – Roberta Pinotti
United States – Gen. James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis
Civil War – Snowflake Style
Follow me you LGBTQ+ revolutionaries!! “Come on you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?”
TrigglyPuff II – Attack of the Russkies
In case you don’t know what TrigglyPuff II is talking about, it’s regarding that time last November when Vlad Putin dropped Russian paratroopers into polling locations throughout the ‘Rust Belt’ in order to stuff the ballot boxes with Donald Trump votes. Hmmm? Didn’t they make a movie about that once? Or twice?
Let me remind you of the original, and unforgettable, TrigglyPuff.
Got Hate? Got Unpaid Taxes?
Al Sharpton’s got it all going on. About those taxes, Al…. Maybe you can rent that upper lip out for advertising and raise some ‘Benjamins‘ to pay the man.
Breitbart – Now Called ‘Cereal Killer’
From Breitbart about Breitbart, but cogent, real news none the less.
The Wall Street Journal concludes that Kellogg’s politically-driven decision to pick a food fight with Breitbart has bruised its brand.
“There’s a cereal killer on the loose,” the Journal reports, referring to Breitbart News’ #DumpKelloggs petition, which has reached north of 400,000 signatures since it launched last month.
“One way to assess the damage to companies’ bottom lines is their stock prices since Mr. Trump’s surprise victory,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “Kellogg shares have underperformed peers General Mills and Post Holdings by 4.4 and 11.5 points, respectively.”
It’s never to late to sign the petition to #DumpKelloggs. Click the pic to go to boycott petition.













