Here we see the only “Genus Pay Phoneous: MaBellus” left in it’s natural habitat. Once it makes it’s final call, plans are in place to preserve and relocate it to the Smithsonian Museum to round out the museums 21st Century Anachronisms Exhibit.
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Keith Richards RIP Update – “Rhinestone Lineman” Edition
Here’s your Keith Richards RIP Update for August 2017: He still lives, but Glen Campbell, unfortunately, does not. Glen wore his ‘Lineman’s‘ jacket (the one studded with ‘Rhinestones‘) for years while working his way to ‘Phoenix‘.
Dept. of Precrime – Who’s Going Postal?
“Minority Report” – Department of Pre-crime
Not Kansas Anymore, Right, Toto??
We have liftoff, Dorothy.
Wizard of Oz (1939) – “It’s a Twister!”
Charlie Don’t Need No Stinkin’ CGI
Charlie Chaplin, in his movie “Modern Times-1936”, puts together some pretty ‘special’ special effects with a just a paintbrush and some perspective. No stinkin’ Star Wars CGI needed.
The Scene –
The Special Effect –
Has Anybody Seen Betty?
Betty Boop must be somewhere close, if you look hard enough.
The Origins of Betty Boop
Sherlock Holmes Weather
Watson! I can’t even see my pipe tonight.
“Beware of the Fog!” – Sherlock Series 2, BBC
Melissa McCarthy – “You’re Fired!!”
When Sean Spicer resigned this past week, Melissa McCarthy got her SNL pink slip too. Her 15 minutes of fame lasted about 6 months, but who’s counting. When you’re up, you’re up, Melissa. Otherwise, good riddance, ‘nasty woman’.
“In Space, No One Can Hear a Llama Scream”
Alien – “Official Theatrical Trailer”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NcKKNcZ_1k
#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ Reebok
It was hard to wait until Saturday to unveil this worthy bit of liberal sanctimony, but here we are and here it is. This should fall under the “pot calling the kettle black” theory of body-shaming. Here’s Reebok criticizing President Trump.
Anecdotally, to prove my hypothesis that Reebok deserves this “it’s OK for us to shame your body until it meets our standards” award, by noting the first page of their sports bra catalogue. I defy you to find one model not deserving of the comment “You’re is such good shape….beautiful.” Or consider some of their spokesmodels….
Nope. No hypocrisy here, Reebok. None at all…
Rat Trapping 101
It’s all in the bait….
