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Senator Chris Murphy – Book Burner From Connecticut
The Senator would be well served by reading “Fahrenheit 451 [which] is a dystopian novel by American writer Ray Bradbury, published in 1953. It is regarded as one of his best works. The novel presents a future American society where books are outlawed and “firemen” burn any that are found.”
Who's next, Senator? And who's to say your list is the only list of who should be included in that hateful iceberg that need to be "taken down". You might try reading "First they came" by Martin Niemöller before you answer. Cowardly intellectuals and purges are the theme.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) August 7, 2018
Make Mine a Russian Kahlusion
**Found here.
I Read The News Today, Oh Boy….
The Beatles – “A Day In The Life”
Ménagerie à Strois
Strois/ straw/ strô/ 
   3. a thin hollow tube of paper or plastic for sucking drink from a glass or bottle. Heh.
**Thanks Anon in MT
You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License
It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.
Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.
Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.
But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:
- You are of good moral character;
- Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
- You meet certain residency requirements; and
- You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.
And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.
**Thanks Anon in MT
“From My Cold, Dead Hands….”
**Sponsored by your local Friends of the NRA-STRAW Association
Putin Goes Gonzo
There’s “fear and loathing” in Washington DC as reporters go completely gonzo reporting on Vlad “the Influencer” Putin and his trusty sidekick, Donald.
Vlad “The Influencer” Putin Sings, “San Francisco – Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair
Vladimir notes that Scott McKensie must be Russian, probably from Chelyabinsk Oblast.
Scott McKensie – “San Francisco”
The Trump-Putin Helsinki Summit Explained – An Analogy
In explaining the inexplicable and words fail…. try pictures.
A Nicholas ‘Effing Cage Shower Curtain – ‘Precious’
Can you imagine performing you morning ablutions with the ubiquitous Nicholas ‘Effing Cage watching? I think not. Perhaps it’s time for that garage sale – let Nick go home with another fool.
