Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
Tic, Toc. Tic, Toc. When the votes are counted on Tuesday, and the delegates assigned, we’ll find out if we’re being “Championed” by the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Dormouse or the Dodo. Then on to battle with the Queen of Hearts come November.
Bernie Sanders. The man who may have his finger on the trigger of our economy. I trust my Proctologist’s finger to do the right thing way more than I trust Bernie Sandals’ digits. And, to say the least, my Proctologist uses a little K-Y.
Or as Yoda, the original Internet “Force” puts it…
Here’s Donald Trump’s solution to dissenters at his political events.
After a remarkably Presidential performance in last night’s Florida Republican Primary Debate, Donald Trump received this stunning endorsement….
Here’s First Lady Moochelle in the Spin Room following the debate.
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight. I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I’m wondering how I’ll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Steelers Wheel
The GOP DC Cartel cannot allow Donald Trump to run the table on next Tuesday’s SUPER MEGA Tuesday Winner Take All primaries.
Any thoughts as to which candidate the Caveman represents?? And the Lizard?? Two Choices there. And the Yuuuge stomping GOP Elite DC Cartel elephant foot?? Wait. Did I give that one away? Here’s the breakout for Delegate Allocation.
Carly Fiorina – DC Cartel
Watch as this young, female, targeted Hillary voter shows her obvious disgust with Hillary’s continued bullshit. You know it’s pretty deep when even hand-picked audience members (the ones in the prime seats) can’t gag it down. That look was priceless and probably very similar to the one that caused Monica to blurp up a stain on the ol’ blue dress.
Bye, Bye Miss American Pie….
You didn’t have a very good Super Junior Tuesday, did you Junior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U
