Lisa Simpson Overwhelmed By Democrat’s 2020 Slate Of Candidates

Who’s a good liberal girl to choose?

Intelligent, passionate, and the moral center of the family, Lisa Simpson, at eight years old, is the second child of Homer and Marge, younger sister of Bart, and older sister of Maggie. Lisa’s high intellect and liberal political stance creates a barrier between her and other children her age, therefore she is a bit of a loner and social outcast. Lisa is a vegetarian, a strong environmentalist, a feminist, and a Buddhist.

A strong liberal, Lisa advocates for a variety of political causes (e.g. standing with the Tibetan independence movement) which usually sets her against most of the people in Springfield. However, she can also be somewhat intolerant of opinions that differ from her own, often refusing to consider alternative perspectives. In her free time, Lisa enjoys many hobbies such as reading and playing the baritone saxophone, despite her father’s annoyance regarding the latter.

Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga, Joe. Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga

Joe Biden – still ‘Hooked On A Feeling‘. Sweet work if you can get it, but you better kick that habit, Joe, if you wanna run for Prez.

Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga

I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me

When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything’s all right

I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me

Lips are sweet as candy
It’s taste stays on my mind
Girl, you got me thirsty
For another cup of wine

Got a bug from you, girl
But I don’t need no cure
I just stay affecting
If I can for sure

All the good love when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl
Yeah, you turn me on

I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me

Blue Swede – “Hooked on a Feeling”

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