Can I have some ice cream with my booger treats and crayons?
Biden Derangement Syndrome
Joe Biden Is Such An Inspiration…
That I want to donate my entire COVID-19 Economic Impact Stimulus Check to the Alzheimer’s Association.
**Do donate to the Alzheimer’s Association. It may be too late for Ol’ Joe-mentia, but maybe not for you and me.
Will The New White House Reporter Get A Question?
Ronald Crump and the Babylon Bee want to know?
Senator Lankford Outs Joe Biden’s Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier Border Flaks
Day two from the border—this is a pod that’s designed to hold 80 people that’s currently holding 709. pic.twitter.com/rKLH5urdyh
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
For a side-by-side comparison, the first photo is from my trip to the border in 2019–the second is from today. Plenty of space to walk around and safely spread out. Tell me this isn’t a crisis. https://t.co/ING6lsNYor pic.twitter.com/ujQXNxkQKD
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
I’m Your Captain And I’m Feeling Mighty Sick

I’m your captain, I’m your captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick
I’ve been lost now for days uncounted
And it’s months since I’ve seen home
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
Am I in my cabin dreaming?
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
Closer To Home (I’m Your Captain)
C’mon Man. No New Pronouns For Joe
Bugger me blind! He even needs an ‘idiot card‘ to remember his own name.
Joe Biden Loses Train Of Thought At First Presser
One could say that ‘thought train’ has already left the station…
OZZY OSBOURNE – “Crazy Train” (Official Video)
Joe’s Press Conference – “Glazed and Confused”
Joe Biden’s presidency is a reality TV series in a care home. It’s called “Glazed and Confused in the West Wing.“
The Spectator–Joe Biden is the face of the United States. But Joe Biden no longer looks like Joe Biden. And he no longer sounds like Joe Biden — especially in the long and excruciating silences when he forgets what he’s saying or fumbles for his cue cards.
The United States no longer looks like itself either. The sorry theatrical display of Biden’s first press conference is an accurate image of what has happened to American democracy. A carefully limited number of carefully selected journalists asked carefully vetted questions. A carefully chosen president read carefully written answers off his cue cards, and carefully avoided taking any questions from Fox or Newsmax.
Led Zeppelin – Dazed and Confused (Live at Madison Square Garden 1973)











