Psst! Psst!! Little girl…. Do you wanna see my walnetto? That President Joe dude is creepier than Arte Johnson’s, Tyrone F. Horneigh character, ever thought of being.
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Biden Derangement Syndrome
Joe Biden – Let Me Give You Gun Owners Some Advice…
“Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government,” said Ol’ Joe, meaning you better wise up fools and get you some “F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.”
Did ‘Ol Joe Really Pay For Hunter’s Russian Hooker?
If Daddy’s nom de plume is “Celtic“, quite possibly.
New York Post–It’s May 2018, and Robert Hunter Biden is trawling through his favorite Los Angeles escort sites. He orders “Yanna,” a 24-year-old Russian native from Emerald Fantasy Girls.
“Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan” is Yanna’s pitch, along with a menu of sex acts.
“Hi, My name is Rob. I’m staying at Chateau Marmont. Are you available now?”
Hunter’s escapades with Yanna are a glimpse into the president’s son’s debauched lifestyle, but it also raises questions about how much his finances were mingled with Joe Biden. As detailed in Hunter’s own text messages, two mysterious men would show up soon after Yanna left, asking curious questions.
“Who’s On First?” Walk A Mile In Kamala’s ‘chucks’
Just imagine that you’re in Dr. Jill’s shoes and have to prepare Ol’ Joe’s cue cards. Or, perhaps, you’re in Kamala’s ‘chucks’ and are thinking, “Jeez, someday this could be all mine.”
No Ice Cream, Joe, Until You Put Your Toys Away
Come on, Man. I can’t wait until forever comes.
Ol’ Joe Came Up ‘A Little Short’ In His Meeting With Vlad ‘The Tall’
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Randy Newman “Short People” Little Criminals (1977) HQ
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here
‘Kackling’ Kardboard Kamala Finally Shows At The Border
Kardboard Kamala gets a lift to the Border courtesy of Rep. Lauren Boebert. BTW. If you turn ‘Kackling’ Kamala sideways, you’ll see the depth of her fundamental principles.
Joe Gibberish’ Most Excellent European Adventure
Joe Gibberish On The World Stage – “But um, we um, you know (the thing), I’m in trouble…” Again
“And uh, I’ve said before and I apologize for the – Oh, I didn’t Jake Sullivan from the State Department [inaudible]. I’m leaving out a lot of people here I apologize. I’m going to get in trouble. But, anyway, we’ll get back to that. But um we um you know…” – President Biden.
Will FakeNews CNN’s Jeff Zeleny Be Sending Out Resumes Tomorrow?
CNN on Biden: “I have never seen a president… who is so protected by his aides in terms of often not wanting him to answer some questions.”
Joe ‘Flashcard’ Biden Can’t Even Remember Why He’s Supposed To Blame Trump For Everything
President Joe-mentia inadvertently (most everything except sniffing little girls is inadvertent with Ol’ Joe) displayed a notecard covered with anti-Trump talking points during a press conference in England.
Biden Asked If Putin Is A Killer – Channels Hillary’s “At This Point What Difference Does It Make?”
‘Cognitive Interruptus’
At NATO presser, Biden was asked if Vladimir Putin is a “killer,” Joe weirdly laughs, channels Hillary Clinton and says, “I don’t think it matters a whole lot.” Notice the ‘Cognitive Interruptus’ as Joe searches for an answer.
BoJo To SlowJoe – Shut The Fuck Up And Pay Attention…
During a sitdown meeting this weekend at the G7 in Great Britain, UK leader Boris Johnson had to step in and correct Joe Biden after Sleepy Joe interrupted the Prime Minister to welcome the President of South Africa.
Boris Johnson: And welcome to those who just joined us… President Ramaphosa (South Africa), President Moon (South Korea)…
Joe Biden: And the President of South Africa.
Boris Johnson: And the President of South Africa as, as, as I said.
Joe Biden: Oh, you did?
Boris Johnson: I certainly did.