Broward County Needs More Democrat Votes

Who are you gonna call?  FedEx, of course.  When you absolutely, positively have to get those extra blank ballots to the secret counting room before the election.  Mike Cernovich reports that “Florida Election Officials [were] Caught Filling Out Absentee Ballots, Affidavit Alleges #FloridaFraud“.

fedex_dems_delivering_votesFlorida voters have complained that they have not been receiving their requested absentee ballots. We may now know the reason why. According to a former Secretary of Elections Department employee, there is a secret room where Democrat insiders fill out those absentee ballots.

The woman provided her sworn testimony via affidavit.

 

It’s Acme Pumpkin Season

Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.

The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.

A list of rules for the creators of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons acme_pumpkin_wile_e_coyotehas been circulating online and the instructions explain why every episode was almost exactly the same.

Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to wile_e_coyotes_9_rulesthe natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”

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Mrs. Clean Missed a Few Bytes

CBS News reports that,  “FBI finds emails related to Hillary Clinton’s State Department tenure“.

The FBI has found emails related to Hillary Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state on the laptop belonging to the estranged husband of Huma Abedin, Anthony hillary_magic_harddrive_eraserWeiner, according to a U.S. official.

These emails, CBS News’ Andres Triay reports, are not duplicates of emails found on Secretary Clinton’s private server. At this point, however, it remains to be seen whether these emails are significant to the FBI’s investigation into Clinton. It is also not known how many relevant emails there are.