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Memo To John Podesta – ‘Effing Suck It Up

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John Podesta is having a hissy fit in today’s WashingtonPost’s venting, “Something is deeply broken at the FBI“.  He spews,

The more we learn about the Russian plot to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s campaign and elect Donald Trump, and the failure of the FBI to adequately respond, the more shocking it gets. The former acting director of the CIA has called the Russian cyberattack “the political equivalent of 9/11.” Just as after the real 9/11, we need a robust, independent investigation into what went wrong inside the government and how to better protect our country in the future.

Well, John, compared to your previous job description and duties, it’s obvious you have way too much time on your hands. I suggest two possibilities to help you fill the empty hours: 1) Download ‘Tinfoil’ hat construction techniques and begin practicing, and 2) Start on that great American novel you have always yearned to write. Call it, “The Siberian Candidate – How Donald Trump with the Help of Vlad Putin and the KGB Stole the Election From My Boss, Hillary Clinton, Who was Entitled to be the First Woman President of the United States, but that misogynist Donald Trump Grabbed Her By the Emails (I mean Femails) and Kept Her (Us) From Our Destiny.”

Or,  you could just ‘effing suck it up, John.

TrigglyPuff II – Attack of the Russkies

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In case you don’t know what TrigglyPuff II is talking about, it’s regarding that time last November when Vlad Putin dropped Russian paratroopers into polling locations throughout the ‘Rust Belt’ in order to stuff the ballot boxes with Donald Trump votes. Hmmm?  Didn’t they make a movie about that once?  Or twice?

Let me remind you of the original, and unforgettable, TrigglyPuff.

A Nostalgic Polar Vortex Christmas Scene

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The Chicago Tribune reports, “As subzero cold hits, wind chill advisory for Wednesday night, Thursday morning“.

With overnight temperatures dropping well below zero, the National Weather

Service has issued a wind chill advisory for Wednesday night through Thursday morning.

The advisory is in effect from 9 p.m. Wednesday until 10 a.m. Thursday. The weather service said wind chills could reach minus 30 in some areas. It warned people could suffer frostbite in as little as 30 minutes.

One happy corollary, the sub-freezing temperatures slow Chiraq’s murder rate down a bit. Once the sun comes out, and things warm up again…maybe not so much.

Chiraq Murder stats – HeyJackass.com

Sen. Lindsay ‘MeeToo’ Graham Hacked By Russians

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In a struggle for relevancy, Sen. ‘MeeToo’ Lindsay Graham divulged on CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room that he was going after the Russkies, bigly, because he got hacked by that KGB dude, Vlad Putin.

Well, I say put up or shut up, Senator. Show us the documents supporting your claim. Who hacked you? When were you hacked? Were the hackers State Actors or free-lance? What systems were hacked? Was any data stolen? What level of security did your systems have? Who was responsible for your systems security? Why are you just coming forward with this information now?  Are you and the Agents that gave this ‘information’ to you willing to testify under oath that it was definitively Russian State Actors that penetrated your systems?  Your turn, Senator.