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Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories
Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
**FakeNews Alert
Hillary Clinton – Wait For The Movie
If you thought the book was ‘schlocky‘, just wait for the movie…
Lyin’ Brian Williams Tells Viewers “Be Like Me”
Lyin’ Brian Williams suggested to his Hurricane Irma audience, “You don’t need to take no stinkin’ pictures, just steal somebody else’s and post it. We’ve got your back. Yeah, Mr. Lyin’ Brian, FakeNews Specialist, Williams–tell us again how you did it.
The in studio MSNBC crew marvelled at the photos showing the storm’s winds had made the water recede:
PERRY: And one of the things we do want to mention because people have power are probably seeing this, don’t go look. Let us show you this. Don’t go down there.
METEOROLOGIST BILL KARINS: Tampa, you have six, seven, eight hours until they have to get to their safe rooms, but you know, you don’t want to be driving around.
That’s when Williams interjected to instruct viewers to “pretend” they had did something they hadn’t actually done:
“Forward this picture on Instagram, pretend you shot it, and pretend it’s yours, and we’ll look the other way,” Williams stated.
Let’s take a walk down ‘Memory Lane’ with Lyin’ Brian…
H/T NewsBusters
Hillary’s Last Excuse – Whoops! Didn’t See That Coming
From the Gateway Pundit, “What Happened? Hillary’s New Book Sees Price Slash of 40% by Amazon, Walmart Before Release“.
Amazon and Walmart both cut the price of 2016 failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s memoir ‘What Happened‘ by 40% just a day before its release – SAD!
Air Jordans Rescued From Foot Locker During Hurricane Irma
Witness a group of courageous ‘undocumented shoppers’ rescuing Air Jordans and other footwear from harm’s way during Hurricane Irma.
https://youtu.be/-6-xokjS4PE
FakeNews CBS – Color Me Biased
From Peter Duke, we find how the FakeNews Media operate ‘in the shadows’ to manipulate opinion and push their liberal biases. It’s a fair conclusion that CBS would have made Steve Bannons “head explode” to prove their point if they could have avoided splattering gore on Charley Rose.
60 Minutes & CBS want you to think Steve Bannon is a red eyed monster. It seems like 60 minutes would like you to listen less and look more at Steve Bannon. By subtly tweaking the color of the video, they make him look like a bleary-eyed drunk
Hurricane Prep – Flamingos In The Men’s Room
From NPR we get the ‘down and dirty’ about how Zoo’s prepare for hurricanes, “Flamingos In The Men’s Room: How Zoos And Aquariums Handle Hurricanes“. It’s like a Noah’s Ark with stalls.
AGW – Forecasting Scams On The Horizon
As surely as the sun comes up in the east, Hurricanes Harvey and Irma will bring out every AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) scam artist that can slither out from under a rock. Right? Al Gore?
Hurricane Irma ‘Sign Language’ Interpreter Throws Sign Bombs
Florida Governor Rick Scott’s sign language interpreter did everything but “bend over and kiss his ass goodbye” to prove the point that Hurricane Irma was gonna be a bad one. From the Gateway Pundit,
Just watching this guy wears me out, but I think everyone gets the point. Now Governor Scott’s performance–pretty buttoned-down. But memorable? Maybe not so much…