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FakeNews CNN Discovers New Racist Triggering Product
This is just one more example of “white privilege’ in action. Here’s proof that white people will exploite an entire race of people just so their lily-white cracker heads don’t have to be subjugated to the sound of their headache remedy rattling around in a bottle. Thanks CNN for this Breaking FakeNews.
These Liberals suck the life out of life…
The ‘New’ Vitamin C
Forget that ‘old’ runny nose and sniffles Vitamin C, give the ‘new’ help me make in through the day Vitamin C.
**For a limited time you can get your ‘new’ Vitamin C compounded with pumpkin spice.
Scary Story Hour With Mooch and Barry
With a special appearance by Vlad “The Influencer” Putin, the scariest monster of all.
Getting Ready For AGW – Climate Change
Here’s one good tip about how to prepare for AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Buy a snow shovel and keep your roof cleaned off.
The Evolution of Restroom Stalls
I’m not sure whether these restroom stalls are “Transgendered”, but if you’re a fat guy identifying as thin guy, can you use the stall with the stickman logo?
The Tragic Story Behind Your ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Latte Revealed
It’s too late for these poor pumpkins, but with your help others could be saved. Join the #DrinkAnythingButPumpkinSpice movement today.
Today’s Bacon – Bucky Baby Bacon
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Mr. Roboto, Can You Spare a Dime?
Styx – “Mr. Roboto”
You Will Be Made Sorry
I’m gonna leave you a little “surprise” where you least expect it if you make me wear this stoopid Halloween costume.
Daily Darwin – Kickboxing Before Coffee
Darwin is never surprised by the number of genomes that end up being crushed by coffee deprived morning kickboxers. He again, restates the rules for a.m. kickboxing. Make sure you are fully awake and in charge of your senses. Have your coffee. By all means, go down stairs for your bout. And finally, make sure your target is something softer, more padded, and less breakable than your ownlinest bare, naked foot.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
