Darwin chortles as he warns about that old genome catapult truck trick.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
rainman
Awww!! His Name is Ghillie
My name is Dog. Ghillie Dog.
Frosty The Sandman
Thanks to AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) it too ‘effing cold for Frosty at home, so he’s decided to spend the winter in Key Largo with his uncle Sandy the Sandman.
Bertie Higgins – “Key Largo”
DumpNFL – There’s No Football Today. Really. Really??
Actually there is Football on TV today, but you do not have time for it. Gotta do your Christmas baking, wrap the last of the kid’s presents, cook the turkey tonight (just in case of a power failure), watch Jimmy Stewart’s “It’s a Wonderful Life“, and make sure…. Well, you get the point. No time for Football.
All He Wants For Christmas Is A Tattoo Removal Gift Certificate
He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
