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Daily Darwin – Cat’s Got Your Genomes

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Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”.  Eeewww!!  Damn!! Daily Mail.  I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision.  Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Justin Trudeau – “One Giant Leap For Peoplekind”

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Paraphrasing Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a good meme go to waste“, we, again, have to recognize the contribution Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made to Memedom with his classic “peoplekind” comment.  Keep up the good work, Justin.  Eh?

Daily Darwin – Girder Dolly Dump

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Darwin in quick to point out that he definitely sympathizes with anyone that doesn’t want to risk their ‘ownliest’ genomes by passing logging trucks or Bridge Beam Haulers. Here’s one example where “to hesitate is not to lose.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Meanwhile in Canada – Which One’s Your Prime Minister? Eh?

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Those Canadians, they’re some “kind of people“….

Gerald Butts, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “butt-buddy” and top adviser, doesn’t like criticism very much.