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This Is A Startup Just Made For Shark Tank

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Just think of the bidding battle between Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary, and Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, for the rights to this product. O’Leary will try to get it for a 3.% Royalty on the value of any snackies transported by the product, and Cuban, well, he just wants to shelve the product so it won’t ever make it to market.  Let’s face it, he’ll make more money protecting the $Concession Revenues at Mavericks games.  After all, he’s gotta sell a $shitload of that $6Buck Beer and those $4Buck dogs, you know, in order to pay the $Big Bucks to Harrison and DeAndre.

 

Roger Stone arrested by federal agents with GUNS DRAWN

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Your Government shows up at Zero Dark:30 to WHAT?  Arrest Roger Stone for “what legal experts call ‘process crimes’ – lying to investigators and trying to tamper with their work.”  And Mueller is supposed to be the ‘Gold Standard’ of prosecutorial integrity?  Winston Smith (1984) fared just about as well when Big Brother’s Jackbooted thugs(link NSFW) arrested he and his girlfriend.

The Daily Mail reports,

Roger Stone, a former longtime confidant of President Donald Trump, was arrested in Florida on Friday morning following a federal indictment resulting from Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s sprawling probe into Russian election meddling.

FBI agents armed with rifles took the self-described political dirty trickster into custody in a dramatic pre-dawn raid with their weapons drawn and a lead agent shouting ‘FBI! Open the door! We have a warrant!’