Was it an ‘heroic’ end to the 104 year old salty old spokespeanut, or a case of premature wokeness?
EW–Mr. Peanut, who lived out the entirety of his years as the mascot of the Planters snack food company, has died. He was 104.
The iconic brand ambassador died heroically sacrificing himself to save his friends Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh. The trio were driving down a desert road in Mr. Peanut’s signature vehicle, the Nutmobile, when Mr. Peanut swerved to avoid an armadillo, sending them flying from the car and ending up dangling from a precarious branch. Mr. Peanut chose to let go of the branch, plummeting into the canyon below, to let his companions live.
Eric ‘Bang-Bang Fang-Fang’ Fartswell has just about arrived at my last tolerance for copious bullshit.
The Washington Post–Rep. Eric Swalwell sues Trump over Jan. 6 riot, alleging he poses risk of ‘inciting future political violence’
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A House impeachment manager and intelligence subcommittee chairman filed a federal lawsuit Friday against former president Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Rudolph W. Giuliani and Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), claiming they should be held liable for injuries and destruction caused by their incitement of the Jan. 6 mob assault on the Capitol.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.), who also sits on the judiciary and homeland security committees, alleged the former president and his fellow speakers at a rally near the White House that day were directly responsible for mobilizing a crowd of tens of thousands of pro-Trump supporters to march on the Capitol and priming them for violence.
His actions before and during the assault — in which at least 800 people broke into the Capitol, attacked police and delayed Congress’s confirmation of the presidential election results — “made clear he poses a risk of inciting future political violence,” the complaint alleged.
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EW–Mr. Peanut, who lived out the entirety of his years as the mascot of the Planters snack food company, has died. He was 104.
