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So Many Government Handouts
This little big guy doesn’t have enough hands (or a big enough appetite) for all of the Liberal Big Government Programs piled on his plate.
Oh NOOooo’s! What’s a Liberal Democrat to do??
Hillary Coughs Up Another Hairball
And a big hairball it was, too. It took her nearly two minutes to gag it up. Watch. It’s not so pretty.
Trademarking “I Can’t Recall”
Always looking to make a buck, Hillary’s not going to answer any questions until her trademark on the phrase “I can’t recall” is approved. Then she’ll not only be able to avoid answering any questions, but she can collect royalties when ever her trademarked phrase is used or infringed upon by others.
A Hillary 3’fer
Hillary’s excuses are starting to smell riper than 3 day old West Virginia roadkill.
Have a bowl, ya’all.
Makin’ Hay
Now you have a true understanding of the old adage, “Make hay while the sun shines“.
The Last Refuge of a Scoundrel
Hillary’s last excuse for her little “recollection” problem. Brain Fever.
ISIS Beach Party
Abdullah just can’t wait for dark! Look at those beauties!!
Midnight at the oasis/ Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces/ Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven’s holding a half-moon/ Shining just for us
Let’s slip off to a sand dune, real soon/ And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend/ He’ll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends/ Till the evening ends
You don’t have to answer/ There’s no need to speak
I’ll be your belly dancer, prance/ And you can be my sheik
Maria Muldaur – “Midnight at the Oasis”
