Bert the Turtle – “Duck and Cover (1951)”
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Norks – Kim Gets a New Look
Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar. After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you? And do be careful how you answer, boys.” Crickets….
Another Southern Fried Statue Removed
Awww!! – Took The Midnight Train
“Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere”
This little heartbreaker found here.
Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin'”
Duck Commander – Willie Before His Beard
Here we have either Willie Robertson before he grew a beard, or highlights of the coming Zombie Duck Apocalypse. Your choice.
Fabulous New Vegan Diet Testimonial
“Finally, a Diet Plan I’m not tempted to cheat on…” – Testimonial from a satisfied Consumer.
