Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Yes, it’s another NFL “Football Free” Sunday. There’s still Christmas shopping to do and you still haven’t seen “Star Wars – The Last Jedi” yet. And you still haven’t gotten your work clothes washed because you fell off the wagon, so to speak, and watched some of the crappy pre-Christmas College Football bowls. The Camellia Bowl? Give me a break.
Heartwarming, with a tear or two. Come on. Don’t be a Scrooge. Drip a little….
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
We can only hope that Senator Muppet (the one on the left–of the picture, that is) shows Tuesday for a “YES” vote on Tax Reform.
You didn’t know the “Swamp” had a balcony, did you?
Those Black Rifle Coffee Company guys sure are ‘joyful’ this Holiday Season.
