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CDC Chic – Getting Ready for Zika

February 8, 2016 by rainman

According to Reuters, “Obama seeks funds to fight Zika; (but) sees no cause for panic“.

President Barack Obama will ask the U.S. Congress for more than $1.8 billion in emergency funds to fight Zika at home and abroad and pursue a vaccine, the White House said on Monday, but Obama also said there was no reason to panic over the mosquito-borne virus.

Zika, spreading rapidly in South and Central America and the Caribbean, has been linked to severe birth defects in Brazil and public health officials’ concern is focused on pregnant women and women who may become pregnant.

Obama’s request to Congress includes $200 million for research, development and commercialization of new vaccines and diagnostic tests for the virus.

We’re From the CDC

February 3, 2016 by rainman

And we’re here to help. Zika virus be gone….

Zombie Shark Week

February 3, 2016 by rainman

OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

This is Rosland Capital’s new offer for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. I can’t wait to see what set they put good old William Devane on to hawk the stuff. It probably won’t be a Golf Course or Home Office.

Rule Z – Santa’s Coming

December 2, 2015 by rainman

And he’s hungry. And not just for milk and cookies….

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

Rule Z – Safe Space

November 24, 2015 by rainman

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

Rule Z – No Elevators

November 3, 2015 by rainman

Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

Rule Z – Halloween Sam

October 28, 2015 by rainman

This Uncle Wants You….

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose

December 20, 2015October 22, 2015 by rainman

Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.

You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

Rule Z – Teach Your Children Well

February 16, 2016October 16, 2015 by rainman

Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.

Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.

Zombie Identification Chart

February 16, 2016October 10, 2015 by rainman

Make sure you study this chart closely prior to attending this fall’s “Z-Prep” Class.

And remember the Z-Prep motto:

Post Apocalypse – Dinner

February 16, 2016October 9, 2015 by rainman

Donner Party. Your table is ready.

Donner Party?

You and Your Shadow

February 16, 2016September 23, 2015 by rainman

Embrace your germs. Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.

‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.

Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.

The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.

According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.

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