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As surely as the sun comes up, it must be “Fashion Week” somewhere on this planet. Or perhaps some other one?? And just as surely the sun sets on pride, self-esteem, dignity, and self-respect.
And an exceptionally wrong time. It could have been the “Right Place at the Wrong Time“. But it wasn’t.
Actually he’s more like a cat “Svengali“.
The operative rules are rule 6 and rule 7.