WTF
Dr. Seuss’ New Cat
He’s called “The Cat in the Sock”.
One wonders whether the “Cat in the Hat” will be forced to train his replacement???
Islamic Protester Dies From Inhaling Fiery Flag Fumes
President Obama, in another outreach to Muslims everywhere, reported famed flag maker, Betsy Ross, to the US Environmental Protection Agency for allegedly producing a defective product. The President said, “None of our Islamic brothers and sisters should ever have to perish from the scourge of fiery, flag fumes while engaging in their First Amendment rights no matter where in the world they might be.”
Route Requires Insurance Surcharge
The British Geico Insurance Affiliate has begun requiring a 127% route surcharge for any customer stupid enough to use this insanely designed “traffic control roundabout”. The Gecko is strongly considering renouncing his citizenship as a show of solidarity with all of the unwitting victims of the Crown Highway Design Board. He was heard saying, “Crikey, these blokes is Medieval.”
