Poor rabbit looks like he has ‘pink eye’.
The rabbit hole can be inviting, but a bit strange for some.
Emiliana Torrini – “White Rabbit (Sucker Punch)”
WTF
Zuckerpocalypse – 2024
2020 or 2024, same difference. Will Big ZuckerBrother get to rule Oceania? Does it mean something that ZuckerBrother was born in 1984? He does have that “Big ZuckerBrother is Watching You” part down pat, for sure.
New NFL ‘Player Designed’ Helmet
In keeping with the spirit of “Letting the inmates run the asylum”, the leadership of the NFL has approved the new “player designed” headgear. Kumbaya, Bro….
A groundskeeper was heard saying about the new headgear, “Pussies to the left of me, pussies to the right. Pussies upstairs in the Broadcast booth, pussies in the Owner’s box and pussies in the Commissioners Office. There’s so many pussies in the NFL now that I’m catching a case of the cramps.”
A New Look at Salvador Dali
Yep. He’s still really, really strange.
The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan
Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.
Zucchini Bob and His Dog ‘Cat’ Pose After Successful Opening Day
Zucchini Bob said, “I couldn’t have done this without my dog, ‘Cat’.” Â Bob went on to say, “There’s no such thing as “catch and release” when ‘Cat’s’ around, although he does toy with them a bit before he bags ’em.”
OrMurica – Too Sexy For My Chair
Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Garden Gnomes – Hollywood Horror Edition
The little landscape grouping is sure to impress your neighbors and your Homeowner’s Association.
Daily Darwin – The House That Darwin Built
Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Guide to Manly Fuse Replacement
Darwin always sniffs the air for the aroma of fried genomes when he sees a hapless handyman go for a ‘redneck engineered’ fuse replacement.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors