AGW – Polar Bear Polka

Somehow I think the polar bears will do just fine.  Here’s a scene from Michigan’s I-94 yesterday before the “lanes reopened after winter weather causes multiple crashes“.  Polar bears in Kalamazoo?  Maybe that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing is not what it’s cracked up to be?

Forget the Chalk – Gimme the Doh

Trump Play-Doh Safe Space Deraignment Syndrome (TPDSSDS) has be born.  See.  Donald Trump is creating even more new jobs before Inauguration Day.  To solve the TPDSSDS crisis, you gotta have Therapists, and ‘binky’ washers,  and safety pin distribution experts,  interventionists, and coddlers, and grievances communicators–But wait, there’s even more.  You have to Expert Media Consultants to be talking heads on cable….

 

Quantum Plates – Or Cat in a China Shop

Schrödinger’s cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.[1] It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cat that may be simultaneously both alive and dead,[2][3][4][5][6][7][8] a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

Fake News Shit Storm

From Breitbart, “Fake News King Brian Williams Leads Charge Against ‘Fake News’“.

Fake journalist Brian Williams, who was suspended from the NBC Nightly News anchor slot for reporting fake news and lost the job altogether — and is now relegated to an MSNBC position — slammed fake news on MSNBC on Thursday.

“Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” Williams said, before attacking retired Army Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn—President-elect Donald Trump’s National Security Adviser—and Breitbart News Network.

Watch out for that RPG Brian.

Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head

Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Make America Steak Again

With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans.  Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.

make_america_steak_again“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.

The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.

California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”.  And Mexicans.