“We’re All Gonna Die”
Daily Darwin – Alien Mowing Man
Darwin is amazed that the adventure just keeps getting better and better for the “Tornado Mowing Man“. His pair of ‘genomenus hugeness’ has now taken on the Martian Invaders in a “War of the Worlds” style beat down….err, mow down.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Ramadan Bombathon 2017 – Day 10
You could call the holiday, “Ramabombathan”. Here’s the tale of death and destruction leveled in the name of Allah during the “Religion of Peace’s” Holiest month of Ramadan.
Read this from – TheReligionOfPeace.com.
Are all religions really the same? Is “Islamophobia” a bigger problem than Islamic terror? Is it really even a “phobia”… or is Islam genuinely different? Let’s find out. Let’s keep score during Islam’s holiest month. (June 4th) Note : Islamic terrorists killed people in 17 countries during the first 9 days of Ramadan 2017.
| Date | Country | City | Killed | Injured | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017.06.05 | Iraq | Baghdad | 1 | 4 | A 10-year-old boy is disassembled by an ‘insurgent’ mortar fired into his family home. |
| 2017.06.05 | Australia | Melbourne | 1 | 1 | An ISIS-inspired gunman kills a man and takes a woman hostage. |
| 2017.06.04 | Pakistan | Quaidabad | 1 | 0 | A barber is shot to death in his shop by sectarian Jihadis. |
| 2017.06.04 | Iraq | Zanjili | 32 | 24 | A wave of suicide bombers produces thirty-two dead Iraqis. |
| 2017.06.04 | Pakistan | Talibul Moula | 1 | 0 | An 18-year-old girl is shot to death by her father for ‘having an affair.’ |
| 2017.06.04 | Pakistan | Spini | 2 | 0 | Two Hazara religious minorities are gunned down for their faith. |
| 2017.06.04 | Afghanistan | Kandahar | 6 | 1 | Two religious men join the police and then gun down six colleagues in cold blood. |
| 2017.06.03 | India | Lower Munda | 2 | 4 | Hizb-ul-Mujahideen members ambush and killed two local security personnel. |
| 2017.06.03 | Iraq | Zanjili | 43 | 0 | Forty-three civilians are massacred by the Islamic State as they attempt to flee the caliphate. |
| 2017.06.03 | England | London | 7 | 48 | Three Muslims shouting “this is for Allah,” plow into pedestrians on London Bridge, then proceed to a market, stabbing people until seven others are dead. |
For the rest of the carnage, click here.
Daily Darwin – Tornado Mowing Man
Darwin states that this pair of genomes is destined for the record book of ‘genomenus hugeness’.
In honor of this Daily Darwin Recipient, Darwin, his ownself, has launched a new category of craziness, the “What? Me Worry? Survival Award”.
From the Times Colonist, “Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he ‘was keeping an eye on it’“.
Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills. She said cutting the grass was on her husband’s to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.
Wessels said she was woken by her nine-year-old daughter who was upset that there was something like a tornado in the sky, but her father wouldn’t come inside. Theunis Wessels said the tornado was actually much further away than it appears in the photo, and that it was moving away from them.
There have been no reports of injuries from the tornado, although some other photos show downed trees and a barn with its roof ripped off.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors










