Excuse me. That would be the former “Gun Free Zone” Spokesbird and it could prove to be a bit difficult keep the date.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Who Dresses This Woman, Hillary Clinton?
The resemblance is uncanny. The only difference is body count. According to The Independent, “Mao’s Great Leap Forward ‘killed 45 million in four years’“. How many bodies could Hillary rack up if given four years?
Mao Zedong, founder of the People’s Republic of China, qualifies as the greatest mass murderer in world history, an expert who had unprecedented
access to official Communist Party archives said yesterday.
Speaking at The Independent Woodstock Literary Festival, Frank Dikötter, a Hong Kong-based historian, said he found that during the time that Mao was enforcing the Great Leap Forward in 1958, in an effort to catch up with the economy of the Western world, he was responsible for overseeing “one of the worst catastrophes the world has ever known”.
Mr Dikötter, who has been studying Chinese rural history from 1958 to 1962, when the nation was facing a famine, compared the systematic torture, brutality, starvation and killing of Chinese peasants to the Second World War in its magnitude. At least 45 million people were worked, starved or beaten to death in China over these four years; the worldwide death toll of the Second World War was 55 million.
LGBTQ Appreciation Day at the Local Mosque
I’ll Throw the Rice or the Rose Petals or even the Rainbows for that event.
Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
they won’t be able to protect tourists and a Reuters report says a drug-resistant “super bacteria” has been found Guanabara Bay.
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.
We’re Going to Istanbul
We’re all going to Istanbul’s Atatürk International Airport, the Extremist Radical Islamic Terrorist’s Disneyland of choice for today’s massacre.
Robert Shaw Channels His Inner Jack
That’s Jack Nicholson. Does anyone do crazy better?
Chiraq – You Can Spend a Lifetime Here
From HeyJackass.com we’ve got the up to the minute stats for those that decided to stay forever in windy old Chiraq.
2016 Zika Olympics, Rio de Janeiro
We thought that reprising some of our favorite “CDC Chic” images might be fun viewing as you make your travel arrangements to Rio de Janeiro. The 2016 “Zika and Poop” Olympics is waiting. Don’t drink the water, eat the food, go outside, God-forbid go near Guanabara Bay, breath the air…..
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