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“We’re All Gonna Die”
Wagging the Big Dog
One more “basket of deplorables” miscue, coughing fit, health scare,or “Bimbo Eruption” and Hillary going to do a “wag the dog” on Big Dog Bill.
Another Suspicious Death Linked to Hillary – Updated
Cookie Monster was only trying to explain the letter “C” to Hillary.
Cookies last known ‘live’ appearance at Hillary’s Chappaqua home and private server location.
Little Miss TrigglyPuff
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering 
menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.
Knows Where Hillary’s Email is Stashed
This is what happens to folks (or pets) that know where Hillary’s secrets are stashed.
His Name is Avis
And Avis tries harder, because he’s number 2.
Today’s Bacon – Kitchen Duct Tape
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So Many Government Handouts
This little big guy doesn’t have enough hands (or a big enough appetite) for all of the Liberal Big Government Programs piled on his plate.
Oh NOOooo’s! What’s a Liberal Democrat to do??
No Recess for Snowflakes
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Morning Commute
Darwin points out correctly, that unless you have the Mountain Goat genome spliced into your own Human Genome this may be a drive to miss.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Chiraq – ChiPhone
Apple is still working to perfect production techniques for their new ChiPhone. Their usual 6 day 
Inventory Turnover ratio has been slowed considerably by an uptick in Workers Compensation issues occurring with the Product Development Team. Consequently, Team Leaders are considering a temporary halt in Field Testing.
A senior member of the Team was heard to say that it’s “imperative to bring the Project back into the lab to further refine testing protocols because the mayhem factor is still not under control.”
Here’s a summary of their analysis provided by HeyJackass.com.
