“Soylent Green is People!!!”
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Terrible Two’s Personified
Where’s your brother, little girl?
He Forgot to Wear His Tinfoil PJ’s
And wearing a tinfoil ‘nightcap‘ wouldn’t have hurt either.
Keith Richards RIP Update – “I Won’t Back Down” Edition
Keith still lives, but Tom Petty, unfortunately, does not. Tom made his ‘Guitar Gently Weep‘ while every ‘American Girl’s‘ knees got a little wobbly. He vowed he ‘Won’t Back Down‘ until he got his ‘Last Dance With Mary Jane‘. He did and it was his last. I wish you ‘Hadn’t Done Me Like That‘ so soon, Tom.
Now here’s Keith, Rock’s true ‘Energizer Bunny’ – he just keeps waggin’ (and shaggin’) that tail.
‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Mr. Miyagi’s Eight-legged Assistant – Wax On, Wax Off
Mr. Kensuke Miyagi, the Karate Kid’s intrepid instructor, has a new assistant instructor for those times when “wax on, wax off” just isn’t enough.
Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?
The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.
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