Check out the AR-15’s yet untapped potential for modification – Limited only by a Liberals imagination.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Suicide Squad 2.50 – “Arch Nemeses”
Staring McHarley Quinn and McJoker. Schlocky, right?
Suicide Squad – “Harley Quinn Scenes”
Why Is Donna Brazile Worried About Snipers?
The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“. Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means. And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the
mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.
Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.
Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk
Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart. See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“. Ouch!!
Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”
“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Snoop Dogg R.I.P. – Hang Up Those SoCal 90’s
Bashing Trump won’t make the Dogg any more relevant than his Adidas SoCal 90’s footwear. Snoop. Why don’t you just Fade Away and Party Like It’s 1999, instead of giving black and brown people more excuses to murder each other?
Chicago Murders courtesy of HeyJackass.com
Choke Me Elmo – Sesame Street Unchained
You know that Elmo has been waiting a long time for this. But just wait until Cookie is unleashed.
Daily Darwin – Genius Jousters
Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains. Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Getting Ready For AGW – Climate Change
Here’s one good tip about how to prepare for AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Buy a snow shovel and keep your roof cleaned off.
