“We’re All Gonna Die”
Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
**FakeNews Alert
ScienceDiet – Cockroach Donuts
Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches. I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food. Ugh.
Why Is Donna Brazile Worried About Snipers?
The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“. Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means. And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the
mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.
Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.



















