“We’re All Gonna Die”

Portland Witch Infestation – Update

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Update:  The Portland Witches announced today that there will be a major technology update for next year’s Paddleboarding event.  Spokeswitch Bella Strange said, “Our new twin engine brooms are really gonna churn up the old Willamette River next year.  Our biggest concern will be in avoiding being cited for excessive wakes in the newly designated “No Wake Zones“.

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Midterm Bomber ‘Be Like’ Wile E. Coyote

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I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that an extremely prolific bomb maker, such as the so-called “Midterm Bomber”, has fail to explode anything but news headlines and confusion – has failed so spectacularly that it seems almost intentional.  What illegal migrant caravan invading horde at our border, you say? What fizzling ‘Blue Wave’, inquiring minds would like to know? I’m not saying anything, but…. It is October and October is the time for “October Surprises” in politics.  Boo!!

How to Spot a False Flag

A false flag is a covert operation event, usually perpetrated by a group belonging to or allied with our own government. It is designed to control populations through fear via a manufactured enemy; and often results in mass-casualty deaths. Some of these events use crisis actors as victims, which means that there are no real casualties, though it is staged to seem like it.

The term false flag has different, but related meanings in warfare, cyber-attacks, espionage, psychology, political campaigning and civilian usage.