The Australian Ben Hur goes Beyond the Thunderdome to fix some Shrimp on the Barbie. Eh?
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Darwin’s Fire Spitting Brigade
Darwin is wont to note that spitting fire into the wind will likely convert your ‘ownliest’ genomes into ‘Smores.
Nancy Pelosi – “Impeach Donald W. Bush”
Speaker Pelosi says the House Impeachment Trial of President Donald W. Bush will rival that of the Impeachment of President Richard M. Scopes for doing his ‘monkey’ business at the Watergate Hotel.
Finally Some Sunshine In Tornado Alley
It’s finally sunny today after “13 straight days of tornadoes shatter[ing] [the] US twister record, leave[ing] [the] heartland storm-weary.”
If it feels like it’s been a long month of severe weather, particularly in the middle of the country where tornado outbreaks have become a daily occurrence, it’s because the country, particularly the heartland, has been caught in an unprecedented stretch of tornadic activity lately.












