“We’re All Gonna Die”

Saudi Consulate Gift Shop Was Sold Out Of Those ‘Cool’ Keffiyeh Head Scarf Things

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Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop.  Hint.  It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.

Warning: Door Three Never, Ever has anything you want.

**Eye Bleach Alert

Surfing Port-Au-Prince…

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May not be the best idea you’ve ever had.  NPR writes, “Port-Au-Prince: A City Of Millions, With No Sewer System.”

Port-au-Prince is about the size of Chicago. But it doesn’t have a sewer system. It’s one of the largest cities in the world without one.

That’s a big problem, but never more so than during a time of cholera.

Public health authorities say cholera will stay in the environment for a long time, because Haiti has the worst sanitation in this hemisphere.

So what does happen to all of the products of our human internal combustion system.  Again, from NPR, “Haiti’s ‘Bayakou’: Hauling Away Human Excrement By Hand.”

Haiti’s capital city doesn’t have a sewer system. Instead, so-called nightsoil, or human excrement, is largely removed by hand by workers who toil at night under cover of darkness.

Port-au-Prince, Haiti, is one of the largest cities in the world without a central sewage system. Most of the more than 3 million residents use outhouses and rely on workers with some of the worst jobs in the world, hauling away human excrement by hand one bucket at a time. The men are called bayakou, and they work in the dark by candlelight.

**I did a little “Recycling” here because the Toxic Surfer Meme was most excellent.

Roger Stone arrested by federal agents with GUNS DRAWN

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Your Government shows up at Zero Dark:30 to WHAT?  Arrest Roger Stone for “what legal experts call ‘process crimes’ – lying to investigators and trying to tamper with their work.”  And Mueller is supposed to be the ‘Gold Standard’ of prosecutorial integrity?  Winston Smith (1984) fared just about as well when Big Brother’s Jackbooted thugs(link NSFW) arrested he and his girlfriend.

The Daily Mail reports,

Roger Stone, a former longtime confidant of President Donald Trump, was arrested in Florida on Friday morning following a federal indictment resulting from Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s sprawling probe into Russian election meddling.

FBI agents armed with rifles took the self-described political dirty trickster into custody in a dramatic pre-dawn raid with their weapons drawn and a lead agent shouting ‘FBI! Open the door! We have a warrant!’

Nancy Pelosium Cancels ‘State of the Union’ Address

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Nancy Pelosium, the densest element in the known universe, couldn’t get her way, had a meltdown, threw her weight around, and cancelled the State of the Union address.  Her actions are, in effect, the MOAB of dirty bombs in politics. Stealing from FDR, this will be “a date which will live in infamy.”

From CNBC, “Showdown: Trump pledges ‘alternative’ event after Pelosi blocks State of the Union.”

Democrats will block President Donald Trump from giving his State of the Union address in the House chamber until the partial government shutdown ends, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday.

After Pelosi’s announcement, the president appeared to give up on his earlier promise to go on with his speech as planned. He quickly said he would hold an unspecified “alternative” event and contended that the California Democrat is “afraid of the truth.” He called Pelosi’s move “a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love.”