Do you think that this woman would get invited to the White House if she complained about being searched by Homeland Security??
Her “bag” is at least as appealing as “Clock-boys” bag of parts.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Rule Z – No Elevators
Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Time to Play Lotto
Sometimes you know your luck is on a roll (rolling boulder pun intended) and it’s your day to play the lotto, head for the track, or find a nice dry seat in front of a slot machine. ‘Cause you are a winner today!
Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid
Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
That’s Adventure
Take 2:42 and enjoy a true adventure in Rube Goldberg ingenuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ
Found on American Digest
Daily Darwin – Weather Wins
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rule Z – Halloween Sam
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Flip Flopping Our Way to Gomorra
Could this be the last product to proudly display the “Made In USA” logo? We make grass Flip Flops. They make Smart Phones and computers.
Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.