Beetles in the belfry, or weasels in the Beetles. You decided.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Bill Gates – STFU
Bill. No one gives a satisfying crap about your case of “Affluenza“. Other than the fact that your liberal guilt is going to make the rest of our standard of livings revert back to the “diurnal era“, we want nothing from you except a Windows version that works. So we’ll ‘prolly be seeing you mid-century with Windows 20.
“Once-A-Day” Vitamins
Remember to take your vitamins everyday. Vitamin D is especially necessary for a healthy start to your day. And it’s really yummy!
Border Run
Used to be you would catch “fast food” on the run, now you catch “the runs” from fast food. Call me quirky, but I prefer the old way of doing things.
Chipotle Ingredient Statement : Maybe I missed the part about handwashing, sanitation, and proper cooking temperatures. Just sayin’.
Got a Job?
Need Healthcare? You might want to check your math.
AGW – Wearing the Proof
Or maybe not. Bloomers or thong? Is the world better off?
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
Murica – Couch Spuds
This fine group of couch dwellers are test spuds participating in a project to determine how long it will take robots to take over the world. Looks as if it has already been determined that the robo-usurpers weapon of choice is the French fry and 2 liter pop.
Winner, Winner – Chicken Dinner
When a man gets between another man and his chicken, there will be blood. Also murder and mayhem. No “Green Card” required. The USA Today reports, “Man killed for grabbing last piece of chicken, cops say“.
HOUSTON — One man is dead and another is accused of fatally stabbing him — all over a piece of chicken.
Reinaldo Cardoso Rivera, 38, of Houston was charged late last week with murder in connection with the Friday death of Darwin Perez Gonzalez, 34, of Houston.
Five men had been making dinner and drinking in an apartment in western Houston. But police said Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken.
An argument escalated into a fist fight that was taken out into the parking lot of the complex. Rivera then stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife, police said.
Rivera later returned to the scene and admitted to police that he had stabbed Gonzalez. Rivera, whose case file says he is not a U.S. citizen, was arrested, charged and is being held in Harris County jail on $200,000 bond.
