At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.

Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s

The Democratic Party ‘Don’t Need No Stinkin’ White Guys’

If you’re a straight, white male the Democratic Party doesn’t want you.  As reported by Fox News, “DNC: White men shouldn’t apply for tech jobs“.  If you’re not good enough to work for them, are you good enough to give them your vote?

Though the Oct. 30 email says that the DNC is looking for a “staff of diverse voices and life experiences,” it apparently doesn’t mean white men.

DNC’s Data Service Manager Madeleine Leader purportedly wrote in an email that the desire for diversity excludes “cisgender straight white males.”

Leader adds, “I personally would prefer that you not forward to cisgender straight white males, as they are already in the majority.”

Cisgender is a term for people whose gender identity matches the sex that they were assigned to at birth.

Penultimate Gender Truism

This little Gender SJW will never have a chance to figure out the ‘ultimate’ gender truism until his own zirself’s zesack recovers from the willie-wack it took from the rubber bullet.  Until then, hir/zir will have to settle for second best.  Did I get that gender pronoun junk right?

Your Guide to making the ‘Simple’ complex.