You don’t ‘swipe‘, you ‘spin’ to make a connection.
Here’s just a few of the happy hookups made on ZooFriends.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award – Updated
It was a “messy” crime scene…
Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award
CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“. Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”
Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.
Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.
Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.
***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.
ESPN’s Last Hope – Conehead Jousting
With ESPN’s subscriber base tanking, the Sports Cable Network is looking to it’s newest almost real sports venture, “Conehead Jousting” to save it’s cojones. Will it work? Maybe not so much…
Office Super Hero – ‘Post-it Man’
“Who are you gonna call?”
“Ghostbusters” Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiC5_qROyMw
Hurricane ‘Irma’ Advice For Floridians
From the Miami Herald, “Irma becomes strongest Atlantic hurricane outside Gulf and Caribbean ever recorded“.
Irma spun into a monster storm Tuesday morning with sustained winds topping 180 mph, becoming the strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded outside the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean, National Hurricane Center forecasters said in their 11 a.m. advisory.
Do to the bigly strength of the winds, the Weather Service offers this additional warning.
**Almost FakeNews Alert
Eeewww!! Shave The Baby
And Ronald McDonald red hair, too!! Everywhere! Maybe this is how parents prepare their kid for a career? Brazilian Wax Tech, maybe?
