“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Investing In America

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Here’s another good reason to invest in Donald Trump’s America.  Why?  Because John Deere has just expanded it’s product line to include its new SJW Removal tools.  Even the smallest community will need at least one.  Deere claims the new equipment has proven cost effective and, they note, it never needs hay.

Daily Darwin – That Retarded Genome

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Darwin understands that it is no longer Politically Correct to use the term retard, but feels that the term is sometimes justified when used to point out how inappropriate use of equipment (i.e. trying for a wheelie on a snow machine in the grass, no less) very often results in crushed genomes leading to retardation of the retard after the fact.  Very scientific.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head

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Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Liberals Screwing Up a Wet Dream – Metaphorically Speaking

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You cannot make this news up.  Heh.  From Townhall.com,   “Ha: Fidel Castro’s Funeral Vehicle Broke Down Mid-Procession“.

An almost amusing sight at Fidel Castro’s funeral procession: the car carrying his remains reportedly broke down and had to be pushed by soldiers.

castro__broke_down_hearseThe vehicle was reportedly Russian-built.

Pictures of the scene quickly spread on Twitter, with people calling it a “fitting metaphor” for the Castro regime:  1) Look no further for Cuba metaphors – Fidel’s final journey ends with a breakdown 2) How fitting: The jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down and soldiers had to push it the rest of the way to the cemetery. 3) Cuban soldiers push Fidel’s broken-down funeral vehicle — an Econ teacher’s dream-come-true for a metaphor HT.