That hideous screeching that you hear is a #SJW #Snowflake with her ‘wittle fweewings’ hurt.
https://youtu.be/0_JtRyZSyRk
**Warning – Make sure your finger is on the mute button. Listening could be hazardous to your health.**
Thanks sgt_axeman
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Adam Schiff, Pencilneck Prevaricator
So none of Adam Schiff’s Democrats would read Nunes’ “Memo” even though it was made available to them. And then Ol’ “Pencilneck” Schiff concocts a Democratic Response Memo that he won’t let the Republicans read….but, wait for it, he criticizes the Republicans for not voting to release a memo he wouldn’t let them read. This has gone way beyond bug-eyed “Trump Derangement Syndrome” crazy.
News reporting says you refused to let the Republicans read your Democratic response memo before voting. If true, your cynical manipulation of the story and purposefully misleading statements are reprehensible. But, of course, we don't expect any better from your, Mr. Schiff.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 30, 2018
When I Was A Kid…
And I had to walk 20 miles through the snow, uphill…both ways, to get to school.
Hey Hillary – Look What Fusion GPS Missed
Don’t you wish that you would have paid your Opposition Research muckrakers enough to pry this picture of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan being best BFF’s, out of the hands of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) members? Heh. So much for William Jefferson Clinton, your purported husband, being the ‘First Black President’. Apparently, none of that loyalty rubbed off on you. And you missed your chance to be President. Ah, for the “want of a nail the shoe was lost….” Or picture.
Daily Darwin – The POD People Genome
Darwin gags (heh) down a chortle as he notes that the current rage of eating Tide PODS as a gag (heh, heh) is going to end up washing (heh, heh, heh) the perpetrators genomes right out of the old gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Conan – ‘Dyare’ Is Haitian Creole For What You’re Gonna Get
You didn't drink the water did you, Conan? Oh….that's too bad. No, rum does not protect you. Your shots are all up to date, right? And you did get the sub-saharan African upgrade, too? Right? None of those? Eewww!! Your probably not gonna have much fun in about 18 hrs.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018
#SchemingSchumer’s #ShitholeShutdown
You might say Scheming Chuck Schumer Schlonged himself by pursuing his Stupefying Shithole Shutdown.
Daily Darwin – Electrician Ladder Brigade Two-fer
Darwin hilariously points out that this Darwin Award candidate belongs to the rarefied category of ‘Two-fers’, those that seek to wreck havoc on their genomes in two ways simultaneously. In this case, by Ladder and by Electricity.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors