The voters were especially re-accommodating for Mrs. Clinton.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Zombie Robot Wind Chimes?
Interesting facts about wind chimes.
Where robot bones come from.
How robot bones are gathered.
United Airlines – Your Captain Requires Four Volunteers
Thank you for your cooperation.
Daily Darwin – AGW Golfing Genome
Darwin gleefully points out that this AGW Handicapped golfer should have taken the ‘effing penalty stroke rather than playing it off of the water hazard. Now his genomes get penalized 1 stroke for the whiff and 2 strokes for the frozen balls. Err…genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Chelsea Clinton – It Shouldn’t Be That Easy!
See how easy that was…
Jimmy Durante Offers This Sage Advice
Jimmy Durante – “All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.” And by the way, “Don’t snort Viagra.”
Democrats Remake ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’
The only one missing is Jack Nicholson. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here’s Jackie!!!
Daily Darwin – Hanging With Droods
Darwin ‘urbanely‘ points out that if one hangs with droods, one’s hanging genomes are likely to get nuttered, or neutered, he’s not sure which. But Darwin states most emphatically that one will most definitely not enjoy the experience.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors