“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Grinder Boys
Darwin notes with utmost glee that exposing one’s ‘onliest’ genomes to showers of molten metal sparks probably insures that one’s own personal contribution to the gene pool will indeed be cleansed.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Whatever Happened To Quint From “Jaws I”?
Quint is Devoured – “Jaws I”
Order Your Holiday ‘Tools’ From Hazard Freight
No need to read the Warning Labels. Just order more Life Insurance.
Hillary Meets The Trump Train
“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Terrazzo Squad
Darwin loves to point out that it doesn’t take a genius to finish concrete, but if one wants to keep one’s ‘onliest’ genomes intact don’t, what ever you do, don’t, let go of the machine.
Hey, Matt Lauer – You Shoulda’ Tried WD-40 Instead
Breitbart reports, “NBC News Fires Matt Lauer Over Allegations of Sexual Misconduct“.
Matt Lauer, the longtime left-wing anchor of NBC’s Today Show, was fired Wednesday over allegations of sexual misconduct, according to the New York Times.
Along with Charlie Rose at CBS, Lauer is the second morning anchor to lose his job over sexual misconduct allegations. Last month NBC fired political commentator Mark Halperin after numerous women claimed he had behaved in appropriately with them while he was working at ABC/Disney.
Hillary’s Latest Polling Problem
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”
Nicholas ‘Effing Cage For Life??
There is no accounting for the choices that people make. Nice tattoo, Nick. I’m pretty sure that’s Nick’s own leg with the fancy ‘photo realistic’ tattoo, but maybe not…
Congress Is One Weiner Leaner
As Anthony comes to the end of his first month in prison, we should recognize Mr. Weiner’s contribution to Draining the Swamp. 
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Weatherman
Darwin is wont to point out to any would be Meteorologists doing live standup ‘remote weather broadcasts‘ is that one must always protect one’s ‘onliest’ genomes at all times. Here’s an example of how not to protect the old genomes from snow. And snow plows. Heh. Darwin says he never gets tired of watching stupidity cleansed from the gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors