“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Without Mentioning Earthquakes, Give 5 Reasons Why It Sucks To Live In California

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WAT!! There’s even more….??  And you didn’t even mention Wildfires, or Traffic Problems, or High Taxes, or Homeless Camps with Drugs and Poop and Needles on the sidewalks, or the High Cost of Housing, or being a Sanctuary State for Illegal Immigrants, or Hollywood Elites, or Silicon Valley Billionaires, or…..  Steve Harvey says he’s getting the fuck out, so should you.

Take A Walk In AOC’s Size 36 DDD’s Before You Judge

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Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.

ShamWell SwalWoww

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Eric Swalwell.  You know you’re a bad candidate for President when even CNN takes a dump on you.  Mouth vomit?  I’m dyin’ here…

* Eric Swalwell: You know that guy in high school who has a catchphrase? And, the first time you hear it, you’re like “That’s not bad!” But by the time he says it for the 30th time before lunch, you have to fight down the urge to vomit in your mouth? That’s Eric Swalwell and “pass the torch.”

**Eric in all his glory found here. Heh.