Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.
Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Brass Balls
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.
Does Anyone Smell Smoke?
This is a “Multiple-choice” test question.
Murica – Deer Bell
Knock, knock. Ring, ring.
Who’s Your Daddy?
What do they say about “going green”?
Sweat Shaming – updated
Where’s the chips. Is there room on the couch?
Political Grease
With the political season in full swing, debates to the right and left of us (not to mention, behind us)
Daily Darwin – Always Wear Your Helmet
Darwin reminds us that the helmet is not so good for “face-plants” into rather large trees.
#JustCallMe – Package-Intactus
Apparently Caitlyn has not yet parted with the package.
**Rush might call it the “Choppadickoffme” operation
Daily Darwin – Giddyap
Darwin always said that that “Hoof ‘n Mouth” disease was a genome disrupter. He probably was referring to “Hoof in the Mouth.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
It’s Duck Season
Or should I say, “Season of the Duck.”
Hispanica – “Catsup On That?”
Taking over America, one colon at a time.