Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep. Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump. Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.
**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.
Another bloody ‘effing Republican debate tonight!
Dr. Putin already knew the First Patient’s balls were missing, but it seems as though they may have been attached to his spine, or various other parts….
Darwin says that he has never seen bollards deflated quite like that before. He says it could be a case of seriously bolloxed bollards.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
The operative rules are rule 6 and rule 7.
With Christmas on the horizon, Santa finds that some of his reindeer are just a little barn sour.
Looks like that “line” Obama drew in the sand
Darwin thinks George has a point.
Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.
Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.
This is a “Multiple-choice” test question.