There was a new presence on the debate stage last night. Mr. TrumpAli. Here are the punch stats for last nights contest.
Marco: miss, miss, and miss. Ted: miss, miss and miss. Jeb: miss, miss and really miss.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – First Steps
Darwin chortles that that first step can be a real ball buster.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Yellow Snow
Darwin asks quite logically, “What does yellow snow have to do with genomes?” He then notes that if you happen to decide to pee on an electric fence in a snow storm–quite a lot, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21uUZ32Sj5M
Frank Zappa also chimes in with some sage advice regarding yellow snow and huskies.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Warehouse Woes
Darwin astutely notes that you had better not count on Amazon to keep track of your genome.
ScienceFaire – Animal Abuse
Have you ever seen such flagrant puppy abuse, ever?
You’ve Got Mail – Open Wide, Kid
Open wide, kid….
Daily Darwin – Multiplication Tables
Darwin notes that he could not have stated this chestnut any better himself.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Christmas Spirit
Now that Christmas is in the rear view mirror, it’s time to start schlonging on Hillary again. Oh boy!
Concerned Coffee Company
Now here’s a coffee company you can get behind, because they’re watching your front. Unlike that Polar Bear murdering big, BIG coffee company, Star something or other. You know. That one.
Corporate Sponsored Murder
You heard it here first. Coffee giant, Starbucks, is murdering poor, defenseless polar bear cookies in order to boost sales of its Frosted Snowman cookies. It must be true because Boston’s own Fox 25 has the story, “Polar bear cookies at Starbucks cause controversy“.
A photo of Starbucks’ polar bear cookies has gone viral, with many saying that the red icing doesn’t look like a scarf, but more like the bears’ throats were slit.
The post originated on a Reddit thread and has since spread across social media. The accompanying Imgur post has been viewed over 3 million times.
The photo of the cookie resurfaced last week, resulting in numerous social media posts.
Maybe it wasn’t here first, but we copied it from somebody who had it before we did. Now they probably copied it from someone else too, but, hell, that’s the sorry state of publishing in the age of the internet.
Daily Darwin – Topsy-Turvy
Darwin says that this maneuver should only be attempted by a professional on a closed course. Otherwise your genome may be turned topsy-turvy.
Let’s make this a topsy-turvy twofer!!!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors