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Gov. Newsom Says “Let The Pooping Begin Again In San Francisco.”
San Francisco Cleaned Up For Xi Visit. Now, Things Are Back to Normal.
Even a caveman and the Babylon Bee knew it would be…
Red State–If there’s anything that indicates a politician or group of politicians isn’t taking something seriously, it’s when they apply a Band-Aid over a problem when it’s noticeable, and then let things go back to the way they were. That’s what happened in San Francisco when the city cleaned up their homeless encampments and open-air drug bazaars during the visit of the Chinese dictator Xi. Now, according to one San Francisco business owner, it’s once more business as usual in the city by the Bay.
Amber Alert!! Poo Party
Not Quite Housebroken and prone to acting out
“Wombat, The Movie”
Or as Forrest Gump says, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but always remember… Wombats poop cubes.”
Meanwhile In Canada – Pissed Off Woman Flings Poop At Fast Food Staff
Eewww!! Eh? The Providence reports, “Woman detained after feces flinging incident at Langley Tim Hortons“.
A woman could be facing charges after an irate confrontation at a Langley Tim
On Wednesday, surveillance video showing Tim Hortons staff being harassed was posted on Liveleak and YouTube.
In the video, which has no sound, a woman can be seen screaming at staff before squatting on the floor and relieving herself. She then picks up the excrement and throws it at staff.
Women Poops In A Tim Horton’s and flings it at the staff.
Too Pooped For Hasbro
OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….” And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!
So what would the rules look like? Heh.
And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!