political correctness | ThePublicEditor.com

‘Pablo Picasso’s Private Parts’ by Salvador Dali

January 23, 2018 by rainman

James Comey, Robin Hood of Facts

January 22, 2018 by rainman

Former FBI Director, James Comey, seems to have reconciled himself to the vagaries of whatever fate will befall him because of his somewhat ‘flawed’ testimony about the handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal. He probably sees himself more as a Robin Hood of Facts – stealing from the truth and giving to those far less rich in the truth, like Hillary Clinton. Now if I could figure out who his Friar Tuck is…

Not prejudging the facts like you did, Mr. Comey, but I'm interpreting your quote to mean that you feel OK about yourself for the 'lies' that you told because you believed it was the right thing to do. And so you, well…did it. Was that guess close enough for Government work?

— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018

Ana Navarro – Closet Republican

January 22, 2018 by rainman

Actually, she’s only a Republican when she’s in her closet counting her shoes. Would that make her Democrat in Republican shoes?

Inside Ana “Imelda” Navarro, Shoehorn Republican’s Closet

I've finally figured out what your gig is. There are too many Dem pundits for the Market to absorb. So, even though you support nothing vaguely Republican, self-identify as a one gets you a seat at the table. Clever. And the Lib Media gets to say their panel is bi-partisan.

— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 22, 2018

**Yes, I know. Nicaragua is not even close to the Philippines.

Nicholas Cage – “I’ll Take Crappy Role, Just Pay Me”

January 22, 2018 by rainman

Not that Nicholas Cage ever had much ‘artistic integrity’ to begin with, but did you ever wonder why he’s showing up in every ‘piece of shit’ role in every ‘shithole’ straight to DVD movie imaginable? You know what I mean. Those movies that you’re tempted to let your dog dump on before you return them to Redbox? The answer is simple. Nick Cage has a spending problem every bit as bad a Johnny Depp’s, but not quite the “Star Powered” salary.

So Nick has to take the McDonald’s approach (although McDonald’s does at least pay lip service to QUALITY), “Make a little bit of profit on a whole lot of burgers” – or movies, in Nick’s case. Here’s what CNBC reports.

But Cage didn’t hold on to his fortune for long. He squandered it away on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases, eventually facing foreclosure on several properties and owing the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes.

Now worth around $25 million, Cage is taking roles left and right to help pay off his debts.

You can check the foolishness in full by following the link to CNBC, or you can just say “enough” to the ubiquitous Mr. Cage. Hold on! Isn’t “The Ubiquitous Mr. Cage” the working title for Nick’s next movie? Prolly….

Daily Darwin – Electrician Ladder Brigade Two-fer

January 21, 2018 by rainman

Darwin hilariously points out that this Darwin Award candidate belongs to the rarefied category of ‘Two-fers’, those that seek to wreck havoc on their genomes in two ways simultaneously. In this case, by Ladder and by Electricity.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

Charlie Hurt on “Flake News”

January 20, 2018 by rainman

Nope. No typo there. We have a new addition to the FakeNews nomenclature. “Flake News”. Heh. As in Jeff Flake, erstwhile Senator from Arizona “Flaky Flake Fake News”.